he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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