Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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