I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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