I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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