Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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