Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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