I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
i just google imaged poop.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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