It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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