either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Randomize
