she looked like the bat from fern gully.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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