I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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