Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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