I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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