Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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