I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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