So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
