Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
my poor anus
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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