5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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