we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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