I wish I could teleport
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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