is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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