wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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