her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
