Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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