weddingsv make me drug and hornr
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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