i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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