last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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