I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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