ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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