She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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