I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I currently don't understand fingers.
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