ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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