my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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