Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
