We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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