I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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