hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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