Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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