Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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