are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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