I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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