while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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