weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
