One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
