have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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