How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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