so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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