He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
