This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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