Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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