It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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