Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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