So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize