We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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