problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
